If the presidential election were a series of Mortal Kombat games.

Jessica Jaffe
Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:24:14 +0000
Politics, Presidential candidates

Thank you, Slate, for you have made my Monday. I can't wait to see the next episodes, especially the battle between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan. Prediction: Biden's secret power will be non sequiturs, and Ryan's washboard abs will be involved.